There’s a 99% Chance I Don’t Care Funny Sarcastic Hoodie

Description

A bold black hoodie for anyone whose patience is running on low—but whose sense of humor is still fully charged. The front graphic reads “There’s a 99% Chance I Don’t Care,” pairing a bright green design with unapologetic, sarcastic energy. It feels right for late-night gaming sessions, casual errands, campus days, concert nights, or simply leaning into an unbothered mood. The medium-heavy cotton-polyester fleece blend brings cozy warmth for chilly weather, while the double-lined hood, adjustable drawcord, and kangaroo pocket keep the fit practical. A classic silhouette, tear-away label, and clean print-ready surface make it comfortable to wear when you’re keeping things low-key—and making your attitude clear.

Product features
- 50% cotton and 50% polyester medium-heavy fabric with a soft, cozy feel
- Classic fit with a double-lined hood and color-matched adjustable drawcord
- Kangaroo pouch pocket for convenient hand warmth and storage
- Tubular knit construction without side seams for a clean, comfortable fit
- Available with DTF, DTG, and embroidery decoration options, including sleeve, wrist, chest, and neck labeling

Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed