Funny Technician Tee — “I’m Here Because You Broke Something” Shirt

Description

Wear the joke that starts every repair job. This relaxed cotton tee carries bold, vintage-style typography that reads “I’m here because you broke something,” a deadpan line that lands with anyone who’s first to the toolbox. Soft, midweight cotton and a classic crew cut make it easy to throw on before heading to the garage, job site, or a friend’s house. The understated black print on a heathered light background keeps the look low-key while the sturdy fabric and clean ribbed collar stand up to repeated wear. It’s the kind of shirt that sparks a laugh the minute you walk in — practical, unapologetic, and ready for work.

Product features
- Medium-weight 100% cotton body (heathery shades mixed) for year-round comfort
- Tubular knit construction—no side seams for a smooth, waste-reduced finish
- Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching
- Dual printing: crisp DTF sleeve/label prints with DTG for main artwork
- Tear-away label, OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified, and ethically sourced US cotton

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat